Do You Wanna Write A Novel?: @NaNoWriMo Frozen Parody

So I gave @NaNoWriMo some help with plot bunnies and the following parody ensued. With apologies to Tim Kim.

Tim Kim?

*knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock*

Do you wanna write a novel?
Come on, let's go and plot,
I never tweet you anymore,
Come in the door,
It's like you're lost in thought,
We used to be such pantsers,
And now we're not,
I wish you would admit why!
Do you wanna write a novel?
It doesn't have to be a novel.

"Go away, Dianna!"

*sads* Okay, bye…

*knock, knock, knock, knock*

Do you wanna write a novel?
Or post in the Rules and Regs?
I think some plotting is overdue,
I've started feeding characters lots of eggs!
(Just one more, Hope!)
It gets a little lonely,
All these computer screens,
Just watching the tweets scroll by—
(Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet)

(knock, knock, knock)

Tim Kim?

Please, I know you're out there,
People are asking what you've wrote,
They say "hit fifty k", and I'm going to,
I'm so ahead of you, just write stuff in,
You only have two hours,
It's just forty k…
What are you gonna do?

Do you wanna write a novel?

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